Plenty of industries are getting stalked by AI right now. I don't think any knowledge-work jobs are immune. But if AI is the lioness, universities are the already-sickly members of the herd lamely trying to outrun her.
What this really means is that the people in universities—students, faculty, admins—are the ones getting eaten alive. It's a rough time if you liked how things were before.
But all hope isn't lost. This article by Simas Kucinskas does a nice job of pointing out the safer ground for higher ed. I have some thoughts to add, particularly about grading.
Students
As Simas notes, AI chat can be an excellent teacher. I keep telling Katie that I feel like I've learned more in the last six months than ever before, and it's been entirely because I've used ChatGPT/Claude/Perplexity to help me understand things.
But you have to want to learn. Education, sadly, is a product where people try to get the least they can for their money. Simas captures it perfectly:
I assigned two problem sets and asked students to solve them at home, then present solutions at the whiteboard. Students provided perfect solutions but often couldn't explain why they did what they did. One student openly said "ChatGPT gave this answer, but I don't know why."
A single prompt would have resolved that! But many students don't bother. "One prompt away" is often one prompt too far.
As much as we professors wish our students loved the learning for its own sake, we still give grades and students are entirely reasonable in wanting good ones. I try never to think a student is grade-grubbing because, well, I went to law school and once emailed a professor to ask if his squiggle on my final exam was a point or not.
Besides, learning is hard work and students have a lot of it to do in a given semester. I get why AI is such an alluring solution when all things are considered.
But boy, is cheating corrosive to the soul. And you might remember that cheating was endemic before AI. The incentives haven't changed, just the costs.
Professors
But here's the real reason AI is pouncing on higher ed: professors hate grading. It's nearly a universal sentiment among us. We will automate, delegate, and simplify grading as much as humanly possible. As one of my friends and colleagues likes to put it, "I teach for free and they pay me to grade."
(The only consistent exception is writing professors. They freaking love grading. It energizes them. Throw them a comma splice, watch their eyes light up.)
A world with AI exposes this weakness. To grade meaningfully when a student can generate an entire paper with just command-c and command-v means we faculty have to grade harder. That means oral exams, testing centers instead of Canvas, and essay prompts that aren't just regurgitation recipes.
To be more fair to my colleagues (and myself), we also have competing interests along with our students—research, committees, and so on. Plus, we get close to zero incentives to grade meaningfully. Doing it badly will show up in student ratings, but doing it well won't show up nearly as much. Students might eventually appreciate the professor who shredded their homework, but not usually when they're doing an end-of-semester evaluation.
Simas' Barbell
Outrunning the lioness means getting in better shape, which makes the barbell metaphor apt. We do need a better way to work out.
One end of the barbell: courses that are deliberately non-AI. Work through proofs by hand. Read academic papers. Write essays without AI. It's hard, but you build mental strength.
The other end of the barbell: embrace AI fully for applied projects. Attend vibecoding hackathons. Build apps with Cursor. Use Veo to create videos. Master these tools effectively.
Not so much the Veo thing for me, but otherwise I deeply agree with this.
Dang, that left end of the barbell is heavy though. The right end, on the other hand, is really fun. The IS professors down the hall from me use a similar metaphor, pointing out to their students that we have forklifts and yet we still lift weights.
So here's what I wanted to say: students, I see you. Try to work out, not tune out. And faculty, the growling behind you is getting louder.
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Link: University education as we know it is over